A collection of 20 posts
A new darling of photo apps is about to enter the scene. It's called RealFace and it does everything you would expect of a photo app in 2022. First of all, it removes all the annoying actions of having to open your camera app and push the shutter button and post the photo to social media.
AMC confirmed the long-running rumor that it would start accepting cryptocurrency to purchase movie tickets. "As promised," CEO Aron tweeted. "We are jumping into the cryptocurrency game."
Washington, D.C. - In a recent OSHA report by the Department of Labor, it is now an occupational hazard to work in the same office with another human being for 40 hours per week.
Stir, a new dating app for single parents, is off to a rocky start due to the lack of one critical feature... ...babysitting. "We were surprised to find out that a lot of
Apple Park, CA - According to a leaked internal memo, iPhone developers will stop developing phone features and dedicate all their time to the camera bump. The goal is to make the camera
Washington D.C. - USPS will be adding battery-powered electric trucks to its vehicle fleet. The primary purpose of this move is to help the environment. "Some people think it's ironic that we
Los Gatos, CA - Netflix's attempt to crack down on password sharing has revealed some eye-opening data about their user base. "We used to think we had a lot of loyal users," Laura,
France - The classic story of Cinderella took a drastic turn this week when Cinderella finally saved enough money to purchase the new Roborock vacuum robot. "You can't go to the ball until you sweep and mop the floor dozens of times," Cinderella's evil stepmother issued her regular threat.
Redmond, WA - Microsoft's campaign to deprecate Internet Explorer has not been going well, so they have decided to use more aggressive tactics. Internet Explorer is such a drain on the company that they have concluded it would be better if you just stopped being their customer.
Kent, WA - Space tourism adventure company Blue Origin announced the latest crew to head to space. Among the elite group is SNL star Pete Davidson. It is reported that Pete Davidson still doesn't understand that Blue Origin is not a match-making service for extraterrestrial beings.
Meta announced that it would discontinue its laundry service for employees at its office buildings. The news is tragic for moms whose children are still stuck at home due to CA's exorbitant housing costs. "I already make my son's bed," one Mom lamented.
Cupertino, CA - The Internet is going wild about Apple's decision to bring back the USB-A. To celebrate the achievement, Apple is going to the same playbook they've used with previous headline-grabbing product launches... ...Grammy-award winning band, U2.