March 18, 2022

Pete Davidson enlists Blue Origin to find him a extraterrestrial girlfriend because he's bored with women on Earth.

Kent, WA - Space tourism adventure company Blue Origin announced the latest crew to head to space. Among the elite group is SNL star Pete Davidson. It is reported that Pete Davidson still doesn't understand that Blue Origin is not a match-making service for extraterrestrial beings.

Pete Davidson enlists Blue Origin to find him a extraterrestrial girlfriend because he's bored with women on Earth.

Kent, WA - Space tourism adventure company Blue Origin announced the latest crew to head to space. Among the elite group is SNL star Pete Davidson.

It is reported that Pete Davidson still doesn't understand that Blue Origin is not a match-making service for extraterrestrial beings.

"I've dated all the hottest, richest, most famous women that earth has to offer," Pete commented. "It's time for me to expand my horizons which means going beyond earth's horizon."

When we asked Blue Origin if the purpose of the space flight would meet Pete Davidson's expectations, they were optimistic it would all work out.

"Pete is using a lot of Kardashian money to purchase this ticket," a Blue Origin executive said. "If we have to pay one of his exes to wear an alien costume to do some B-rated acting for a few hours, so be it."

Upon questioning, each and every one of the exes agreed they would wear the alien costume for another chance at Petey, causing us as journalists to go into editorial mode and wonder what otherworldly charm Pete Davidson has on women.

Pete is going to get the chance to use his otherworldly charm when he finds evidence of extraterrestrial life in space.

"A real alien would be way more famous than any of my other girlfriends," Pete logically concluded.